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West Korea's Evil Z-Movie Conspiracy!!!
West Korea's Evil Z-Movie Conspiracy!!!
"Why does former Glubway promoter Jarrid look so much like the sinister West Korean dictator Kim Gon Rong? Is this some part of a conspiracy to inundate the world as we know it with yet more addictive fast food, albeit not as fast as others?" queried Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin MP at a rally against fast food in Wellington yesterday.
"Moreover, we now have evidence that West Korea abducted a movie maker from one of the other Koreas, and made a Z-movie Godzilla pastische that was even worse than the Japanese originals, with Kim Gon Rong- or Jarrid- as the 'hero!' This is nothing more than a sneaky fast food promotion venture by an anus of evil and should be frustrated!!!"
Contact: Tripitaka
Adelie-Penguin
Futile Antartica Party MP, Ross
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