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SHARP PICK UP: Willie Clinton’s Chainmail

Subject: Chain Letter for Men

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.

REMEMBER this chain brings luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy swimsuit model. An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood super model. You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back again. Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list below!

1. Bill Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

2. William Jefferson Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

3. W. J. Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

4. William Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

5. W Jefferson Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

6. William J Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

7. Willie Jeff Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC

8. Mr. Hillary Rodham Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC

- source unknown, found circulating on the internet.

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