SHARP COMPUTING: Improved Windows Error Messages
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SHARP COMPUTING: Improved Windows Error Messages
A collection of sharper, improved, Windows error messages, prepared in the style of Japanese Haiku poems.
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But
now it is gone.
You seek a Web site.
It cannot be
located.
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns
within.
Stop, reflect, and reboot.
Order shall
return.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked
on.
You ask way too much.
Yesterday it worked
Today
it is not working
Windows is like that.
First snow,
then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So
beautifully.
With searching comes loss.
The presence of
absence.
"June Sales.doc" not found.
The Tao that is
seen
Is not the true Tao
Until you bring fresh
toner.
Windows NT crashed.
The Blue Screen of
Death.
No one hears your screams.
Stay the patient
course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is
down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a
simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes,
and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in
the stream
But the water has moved on.
Page not
found.
- Author unknown, found circulating on the Internet.
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