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WeeklyCoitus.co.nz - "News To Make You Feel Good"

In association with some new friends from the Mainland...
Scoop is delighted to announce the launch of...


www.weeklycoitus.co.nz

A Website With News To Make Your Entire Body Feel Good

A Scoop Announcement

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In times like this, with bird flu, SARS, killer dogs and ‘Internet Hackers’, New Zealanders need a pleasurable laugh or two. The Weekly Coitus can now deliver that pleasure.

The brainchild of a couple of ad men and a journo, www.weeklycoitus.co.nz is a satirical news* website that doesn’t shy from the big issues, such as “is the first symptom of Swine Flu really denial?”

Enjoying The Coitus is a good way to release the pressure from traditional news reportage. It can make your whole body feel good (particularly your laugh hole). It’s how New Zealanders, as a nation, can come together.

This capability is bolstered considerably by our very civil union with www.scoop.co.nz , a veritable powerhouse in news integrity and network strength.

This is a match made in heaven for both Scoop and Coitus readers. After all, Scoop prides itself on getting “stories straight from the horse’s mouth”. Which is exactly what The Coitus does.

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Just, ours are from the other end of the horse.

If you appreciate a different look at our news lives, get to the site today and find out for yourself if the Weekly Coitus is too much, not enough or just right.

* As in, ‘fake news’ satirical.

Enjoy

Stephen Dalley - www.weeklycoitus.co.nz Publisher
Alastair Thompson - www.scoop.co.nz Publisher

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In the opening edition of www.weeklycoitus.co.nz you can read (among other things)….

In National News
Hide Charges Taxi Driver Appearance Fee
Education Select Committee Meets On ‘Heads And Shoulders’ Reform -
Hamilton Man Arrested Under New “Law of Averages”

In Sport News
Visibly Bleeding Rio Olympic Committee: “Everything’s Fine”
NRL Player Accused Of Not Raping Girl

In Entertainment News
50 Cent Continues Thoughts On Complex Algebraic Equation
Michael Jackson Fans “Understand What Swayze Family Going Through”
Dave Dobbyn Discovers Destiny

In Lifestyle News
Disease Of The Week: Local Man Admits To Swearing Problem
Study Reveals 10% of Coke Drunk At High Schools “Actually Backwash”

In Local News
Man Scores 73% On Self-Promotional Facebook Quiz

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Disclaimer: For the avoidance of confusion the content of the WeeklyCoitus.co.nz is entirely the responsibility of its publisher. Any concerns, feedback, bouquets or messages of congratulations should properly be addressed to: weeklycoitus@gmail.com

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