Scoop has an Ethical Paywall
CRA Party: Running Mad DOG in Parliament Shock!!!
"Is the Destruction of Government (DOG) party sheltering the mad mongrel Toot the catkiller in its parliamentary caucus, where one more mad DOG would not be noticed?" asked Chief Comrade Mervin A.R.X. Trotweiler of the Communist Revolutionary Action Party today.
Chief Comrade Trotweiler referred to the sudden appearance of Toot in Wellington's "Evening Post", and what was more, he was clearly on the conservative side of the House, just behind Simon Upton as he gave his valedictory speech.
"Why is this situation allowed to continue? It is high time that Parliament repealed the section of the DOG Control Act that specifically exempts frothing mad canines from interception and disposal by the appropriate authorities if they are needed to prop up an ailing centre-right government."
"Communist Revolutionary Action says, Put Down These Populist Running DOGS of unLEASHED capitalism NOW!!!"
Contact: Chief Comrade Mervin Trotweiler (06) 3583609
Gordon Campbell: On Justin Trudeau’s Demise, In A Global Context
NZ Police: Making Waves On The World Stage
ACT New Zealand: Too Many Kiwis Denied The Chance To Gather With Loved Ones At The End Of Life
Lady Tureiti Moxon: Honouring Kahurangi Tariana Turia - A Legacy of Courage, Leadership, and Tino Rangatiratanga
Biosecurity NZ: Biosecurity NZ Investigating And Boosting Trapping After Auckland Fruit Fly Find
NZ Customs Service: New Year Begins With Customs Arrests For Three Alleged Drug Couriers
Helen Leahy: Honourable Dr Dame Tariana Turia
