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Sister Scandalised By Botty Shop Buttockery!!!
Correctives: Sister Scandalised By Botty Shop Buttockery!!!
"Sister Hydroponica, our Aggro Nun, was out buying nutritious organic food for the St. Bondificia SM Nun convent when...she saw "It!!!" Sister Malodora quivered with [anticipation] indignation.
"There, in the window of the Botty Shop, was a chiselled pair of hard, muscled naked male buttocks!!! The Sister was so shocked that she fell to her knees!!!"
"Surely people should be free to go around their business without being confronted with an intrusive bottom being thrust in your face like that!!! Stop it, stop it!!! If Gard had meant us to parade around like that, we would have been born that way!!!"
Contact: Sister
Malodora
The Corrective Party:
Turning the
Stomach
(06) 3583609
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