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Ban this Vertically Challenged Vigilante!!!
Ban this Vertically Challenged Vigilante!!!
"The Corrective Party wants to jump on the bandwagon and state that we think John Howard should never have been allowed in the country either. This country has had quite enough problems with annoying vertically challenged politicians in the past without importing them." Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin, Corrective Party MP for the Ross Dependency, stated today.
"And it seems to have had unpleasant effects like
leading certain rancid old Capons to squawk, with little
meaning or common sense. Once again, the Correctives call
for height-based immigration policy criteria. Except for
penguins."
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